Ok, there are always a littany of idiotic questions posed to athletes in every sport. You know, those stupid reporters that get sent to the “Big Ticket” events that their news source normally doesn’t cover, but they HAVE to send somebody there because its so popular.
You get your typical Super Bowl press day Questions like: “How much do you eat in a day?” and “Do you think you can win?”.
Typical mainstream media bulls** that we are all so used to. Asking unqualified, unresearched questions because they have to, but have absolutely no idea about whatever event or athlete they have been sent to cover.
Well guess what…these pylons are now infiltrating the world of MMA.
ESPN is covering it, CBS Sportsline and Yahoo Sports all have “experts” and reporters diving headfirst into the world of combat sports.
So step aside Prince Jackass of Reporter Mountain, for I have found Sir Douchebag, Lord of the Assclowns!
First off, its the guy who let Forrest griffin kick him. Check the Video Here. He ended up with a hairline fracture of his femur, and I’m sure Forrest half expected the guy to say no way when he suggested it…but when he agreed, Forrest must have been like, “Wow, time for some bonehead target practice.”
You’d think that woud have sealed it.
But alas I have underestimated the grotesque ineptitude of the mainstream media in America, and THIS GUY emerges.
Cue Captain Douchebag!
Out of pure morbid curiosity, he lets Jorge Gurgel CHOKE HIM OUT!! Just to see what it feels like! (Click To Read The Article)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
This intrepid reported who has been a hard core MMA fan since MARCH (Ya, thats what it takes to be a nationally syndicated columnist about MMA these days) drove his ass down to Gurgel’s gym, and asked for a choke out in front of Rich Franklin…let me say it again…just to see what it feels like.
I can’t wait for the next journalist who needs to up the ante and take a Cro-Cop right leg to the dome, or a solid Anderson Silva knee to the chin…just to see what it feels like.
You’ll have to excuse me now, I’m going to go catch a bus with my face…
…just to see what it feels like.
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I saw a video of some other douche who let Joe Rogan, of all people choke him out. And there was that radio DJ that had Chuck punch him in the arm as hard as he could hahaha. Turds.
Idiots :) I wanna see this dude take an Anderson Silva knee to the face like he did to Franklin :)
More like some wandy knees like on QRJ (first fight) 14 in a row to be exact.